he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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