I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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