Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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