Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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