Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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