So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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