were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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