i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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