Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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