After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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