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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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