OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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