How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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