Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Drake has all the answers
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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