I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize