White coat. Heels.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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