You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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