thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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