i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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