i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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