Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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