This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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