And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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