TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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