Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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