i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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