just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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