question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling