if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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