Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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