hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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