does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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