i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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