dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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