The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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