I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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