Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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