I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Randomize
