doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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