you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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