you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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