Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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