tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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