Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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