Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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