haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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