i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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