Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i think im in europe. pls send help
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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