is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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