fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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