is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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