Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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