You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize