so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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