Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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